“You can’t blame her for being somewhat related to the guy.” “I don’t blame her for anything. She’s a literal angel who can do no wrong in my eyes, but I can blame her mother for having terrible taste in men and marrying who I can only assume is the devil, seeing as Dean Cartwright is Satan’s spawn himself.” I fall forward in laughter. “It’s not funny, Miller. This is the worst possible scenario.” “Nah. It could be worse.” He scoffs. “How the hell could anything be worse than Kenny being related to Dean motherfucking Cartwright?” “They could’ve been sleeping together, so I count
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