“Okay,” she sighed. “I’ll try… but I reserve the right to say ‘I told you so’ if I get eaten by a yeti after dinner and a movie.” “Noted.” Ashley turned back to the waiting monsters. “Now, how do you feel about minotaurs?” "He's seven feet tall, Ash. If things get heated and he's... proportional... my cervix is going to end up in my lungs." “Weenie.” “I don’t want my first date in over a year to land me in the emergency room!” “They don’t call it having your guts rearranged for nothing.” “Ew.” Nicole cringed. “I’m tiptoeing out of my comfort zone here, so cut me a little slack. Let’s keep it
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JESUS FUCK! Im glad i didnt read this in public, otherwise wise id have startled a few people with how loud i just cackled
