Swipe Right for Monsters (Monster Match #1)
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Read between August 7 - August 14, 2024
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The last time they had let her pitch an idea after this much tequila, they had ended up blackout drunk trying to go whale watching in a rowboat… and they didn’t even live near an ocean.
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Did he just sniff her hair? That wasn't super fucking weird or anything.
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Wasn’t it bad enough that she had to show up looking like a trash goblin who’d just rolled out of bed? No, the wolf had to look like a Greek god come to life.
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She wore socks with holes in them because she didn’t want to buy more, she never drank enough water, and her car had had a mix tape stuck in the tape deck for at least five years now. To say she was a shitshow was putting it lightly.
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Sure, Nicole wasn't particularly good at being human. She regularly forgot to feed herself, she couldn't balance a checkbook to save her life, and her diet mostly consisted of boxed macaroni and cheese and expensive lattes… but she sure as hell didn't turn furry at the drop of
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One stomach churning shift was enough for her today. Though she did peek a little bit as he dragged his pants up his legs. She was only human.
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Fuck pre-date rituals. Vibrators and dramatic exits were the only confidence booster she’d ever need again.
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“I don’t think I’ve ever had French food.” “It’s to die for,” Atticus promised. The fascinating human snorted. “Maybe not the most comforting thing to hear on a date with two vampires.”
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“Good girl,” he praised.
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Hawthorne didn’t want to see any kind of sausage at the breakfast table… especially if it were attached to another man.
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Five dangerous monsters, all ensnared by one sweet little human. She might not know it yet, but they were hers.
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All she had wanted was a cute monster to help pay off her student loans—now, she was listening to overgrown man children fight about jizzing on the landscaping.
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Nicole’s nerve-endings were greedy sluts drowning in pleasure.
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The smug bastard knew exactly what they were doing to her, and he was reveling in every second of it.
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Where was a ShamWow when you needed one?
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Without the house, it was like her monsters had never been in her life at all.
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“I have five sisters. Go ahead and cry it out, kitten.”
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She was human, not stupid.
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She was fairly certain that by the time the night was over, either her body would be broken, or her mind.
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The six of them fit perfectly together, all flawed in their own way, but like puzzle pieces that could only form a picture when they made a whole. They were her monsters, just as much as she was theirs. They had claimed her, and that night, she had claimed them too.