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by
R. O'Leary
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January 12 - January 22, 2025
She’d never mowed a lawn in her life, let alone fixed a dripping faucet.
Lol same, I'm just a girl
“To Nicole’s upcoming mental breakdown!” Ashley toasted cheerfully.
Such a supportive friend
All you need is a vampire who has been collecting interest on his savings account since World War II, and boom, no more student loans.”
IM DEAD 💀 since WWII is crazzzyyy
becoming a naughty juice box
💀💀💀
The last time they had let her pitch an idea after this much tequila, they had ended up blackout drunk trying to go whale watching in a rowboat… and they didn’t even live near an ocean.
😂
More of a ‘coffee shop and bookstore date’ kind of babe.”
Sammeee
There was that time she’d knocked back one too many tequila shots and ended up falling off the bar onto an elderly gentleman celebrating his eightieth birthday. If he hadn’t needed his walker before that night, he certainly did after.
That poor old man 😂
There was that time she’d knocked back one too many tequila shots and ended up falling off the bar onto an elderly gentleman celebrating his eightieth birthday. If he hadn’t needed his walker before that night, he certainly did after.
I'm giggling bro lol
“With a tongue like that, he’d be licking the inside of my ribcage.
“Why are you being so negative about this? Is it really the fangs or is it something else?”
What a good friend! like bitch don't be so judgy
Her idea of a good time was iced coffee, trashy television, and a nap.
my cervix is going to end up in my lungs." “Weenie.”
The banter is funny already
though she had to admit, she had spent way too long studying a couple of the demonic appendages.
Interesting!!! lol
pasted the same message into every chat.
Fucking bold move
Even if everything went sideways, at least she would still have garlic bread.
that's the spirit!!
That wasn't super fucking weird or anything. Then again, she had set up a group date with a bunch of monsters. What did she know about normal?
She turned the key again and listened to her engine click hopelessly.
HA BITCH lol now the monsters are going to come save you!
we would have a had a chance to seduce her.”
😏😏😏
“I believe the damsel is in need of rescue.”
Knew it!!
“You’re a two-hundred-year-old vampire who can barely figure out how to use a corkscrew,
Weird all things considered
infinitesimally
I've never seen this word in my life
Nicole frowned at her fingertip as red beaded on her skin,
Typical lol
Nicole had no idea what was coming for her.
Multiple monster dick is what's coming 😂
and if his fangs were small, who knew what else was.
😂😂
“Stop being a weenie.”
that's the spirit!
I need to talk to the man of the house.”
Ew
“Oh, shit! We matched on MONSTR!”
I KNEW IT!!!!!!!! how embarrassing lol
“I said ‘feelin’ horny?’ but you didn’t respond. Get it? The horns?”
Classic
I don’t want you blaming me for being late. Not this time, anyway.”
if she stumbled on a body somewhere in the dilapidated house, she would burn it down to the foundation and walk away.
“Maybe— maybe I could show you my greenhouses some time.”
yes please!!!
growl. It was the first time Nicole had heard him say anything that wasn’t sweet or quiet, and it was because he had a grudge against house plants.
pressing a soft kiss to her knuckles before he let her go.
what a smooth move
I think someone's trying to sabotage you, kitten."
For what though?? she's broke as fuck lol
"It means I'm sleeping on your couch tonight.”
Bold statement lol
Was nudity a common thing for monsters, or was it just shifters?
Valid question
If today was the day she snapped and two monsters got caught in the blaze, there wasn’t a jury on Earth that would convict her.
She's a little fucking crazy
a rose red number just short enough to make any nosy grannies clutch at their pearls, she bit back a growl.
She passed her frilly shawl to Wes and turned to let him wrap it around her shoulders.
Wha a power move!!!
Vibrators and dramatic exits were the only confidence booster she’d ever need again.
*snap*snap*
she wouldn’t know the difference between a yard line and a yardstick with a gun to her head.
Lol same
He was a cat. He could wait all day if he had to.
Apparently, he wasn’t great at taking hints.
I feel like him or another potential match from the app is the one trying to sabotage the house
“I generally don’t let roommates fingerbang me on the hood of a car,” Nicole deadpanned. “Pick. A. Chore.”
Her monsters certainly didn’t do things halfway.
“Who do I have to make out with to get some decent coffee?” she asked innocently. Five monsters stood at once and beelined for the coffee maker.
Nicole screeched into the parking lot, her new tires skidding as she skipped the curb. Somewhere, she was sure Wes just had a heart palpitation.
“Did you double book lunch with an assassination, madame spy?”
Do you understand how horrifying it is to be trapped next to the frozen yogurt listening to a seven-foot fluff ball offer to show you his icicle?”
I'm dead lol
Well, she certainly wasn’t about to replace one of them with a giant yeti with terrible taste in ice cream. Pistachio? Honestly.
