Swipe Right for Monsters (Monster Match #1)

by R. O'Leary

Fucking shifters. What, were they allergic to pants?

He was content to watch breakfast descend into chaos? Typical cat.

“You’re the sensitive one!” the vampire hissed. “How am I—?” “You’re a vegetarian!” Wes growled. Hawthorne rolled his eyes. “Suddenly being a vegetarian makes me ‘sensitive’?”

What are you going to do, Pilates them to death?”