Swipe Right for Monsters (Monster Match #1)

by R. O'Leary

“Is this a monster thing, or are you two just overbearing in general?" she called at their backs. "Both," they said in unison.

Fuck pre-date rituals. Vibrators and dramatic exits were the only confidence booster she’d ever need again.

Five dangerous monsters, all ensnared by one sweet little human. She might not know it yet, but they were hers.

Who cared if she’d already brushed her teeth? When a vampire who made you think of dirty, sinful deeds just by walking into the same room gave you chocolates, you ate a damn chocolate. It was the law.

Have a great day, babe. I can’t wait to hear all about it tonight! - Wes xoxoxoxo (which ones are the kisses again?)

“Who do I have to make out with to get some decent coffee?” she asked innocently. Five monsters stood at once and beelined for the coffee maker.