Swipe Right for Monsters (Monster Match #1)

by R. O'Leary

“Who’s getting handsy?” Wes asked as he followed the smell of pepperoni into the room. “The cougar.” He turned and fixed the shy fae with a sympathetic look. “Just say ‘no,’ Hawthorne. He’s not worth the heartbreak.”

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"Congratulations, you've domesticated us."

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“Who do I have to make out with to get some decent coffee?” she asked innocently. Five monsters stood at once and beelined for the coffee maker.

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Fuck. Jasper had told Atticus they needed shutters on the window, but noooo that would ruin his precious aesthetic. Tinted glass would be just fiiiine. You know what else ruined an aesthetic? Looking like you took a bath in lava.

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"I don't think that's a good idea…” Hawthorne started. "What isn't a good idea?" Wes asked as he and Drake came strolling back into the house. "The monster orgy Nicole wants to have in her burnt wreck of a house,” Jasper said dryly.

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