Swipe Right for Monsters (Monster Match #1)

by R. O'Leary

What she wouldn’t give for a small, localized natural disaster. Maybe a cute little tornado that only landed on her house. A lucky bolt of lightning. She’d take anything at this point. As long as the squirrels got out okay, of course. She wasn’t a complete monster.

“Girl, you have got to go on a date with him.” “He’s part lizard!” “He can be part gecko and try to sell me car insurance for all I care. Imagine what that tongue could be doing to your bits right now!”