What she wouldn’t give for a small, localized natural disaster. Maybe a cute little tornado that only landed on her house. A lucky bolt of lightning. She’d take anything at this point. As long as the squirrels got out okay, of course. She wasn’t a complete monster. “To Nicole’s upcoming mental breakdown!” Ashley toasted cheerfully. “To Nicole’s house turning into a sinkhole!” Miri raised her glass. “To Nicole finding new friends!”
