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Whoever invented tequila shots was a dick. No, not just a dick—a giant, ugly dick who deserved to be pointed and laughed at.
“Do you have any idea how much a new water heater costs? Or a new roof? New kitchen backsplash? Subway tile, my assssss,” she drunkenly hissed.
“Now, how do you feel about minotaurs?” "He's seven feet tall, Ash. If things get heated and he's... proportional... my cervix is going to end up in my lungs."
