Stevie: I know it’s your anniversary and all, but why couldn’t you celebrate here? Dad’s got on A Christmas Story marathon and I want to shoot my own eye out. Riley: Because then you’d all have to hear sex noises. Stevie: Okay gross. But please tell me you’ll be here tomorrow night like you promised. I need help. And booze. Jace always brings good booze. : ) Riley: We’ll be there, with the good stuff. Stevie: OK, fine. Enjoy your dicks. Speaking of dicks, congrats on finally ditching Chad. You deserve better than that agency and always have.
