“I don’t know. If he wants you back, or at least to get in your pants, leaving a dead animal at your door isn’t a smart move.” “He’s married. He doesn’t want me back. Or in my pants.” His eyes lifted to meet mine. “He definitely wants to get in your pants.” “No, he doesn’t. I told you, he’s married. He got married right after we broke up.” “Sounds healthy.” “Half the time I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic. You have the ability to deadpan everything.” “Assume sarcasm.”
