Out of nowhere, the door opened. I whipped my head around, my heart instantly racing, to find a big, burly, bearded man in red flannel standing in the doorway. I screamed. His eyes widened. Max barked again, like this was a fun game, not a potentially life-threatening breaking-and-entering situation for his human. “Get out! Who are you? What are you doing here? Get out!” I was rambling at the top of my lungs, but who could blame me? I was stark naked, bent over with one foot in the tub, holding on to the edge for dear life so I wouldn’t fall, and a strange man was in the doorway, looking away
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