“Don’t be so modest. You certainly moved up a few spots on the bachelor hierarchy.” My brow furrowed. “What’s the bachelor hierarchy? On second thought, never mind. I don’t want to know.” “It’s just an unofficial ranking system of eligible Tilikum men.” “I said I didn’t want to know.” “We’ve divided it into age brackets,” Louise said, ignoring me. “And points are given for things like job stability, hygiene, style, and personality.”