The Wiener Across the Way (The Cocky Kingmans, #2)

by Amy Award

“That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.” GRETCHEN WEINER, MEAN GIRLS

I didn’t know diddly squat about football. Except they had cute butts. It was the tight pants.

Also... who else needs to stock up on those lactose pills? Just me? Beware, that’s probs the next thing to sell out. Uh-oh. This could cause a bigger TP shortage than Coronapocalypse.

Fuck cheese. No. Sigh. Cheese didn’t deserve that. Cheese was delicious, cheese wasn’t the villain here.

“Don’t borrow trouble from tomorrow.