The Wiener Across the Way (The Cocky Kingmans, #2)

by Amy Award

Rust Rocks

Red rocks

slower than the concrete-cleated New England Rebels quarterback,

New England patriots, Tom brady

“Has anyone seen Wiener the Pooh?”

this was the Mile High City baby. What we lacked in oxygen, we made up for with the view.

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. I had to use every thought of losing football games, the Queen of England, and the effects of global warming on poor polar bears just so I didn’t come in my pants like a thirteen-year-old boy.

“So not a knight at all, but a king among men.”

Swoosh

I wanted to be a wiener dog right about now.

That thought needed to go straight back to the naughty corner of my mind where it had popped out of.

Luke Skycocker ride around on Wiener the Pooh’s back. Oh man. So many dick jokes, so little time.