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“Yo’ ass is here so you can see this shit for yourself because I could never explain it in full detail. Besides, their old asses belong to both of us, so there’s no way in hell I’m suffering alone with this shit. Look at them. Can’t even fuck right with their geriatric asses.” Nino snaps again, rolling his eyes just as the curtain pulls back to a doctor entering the room.
I have NO words! 💀🤦🏾♀️😂
“Oh, you one of those women, huh? No morals, standards, or anything. Damn, we’ll pass. Shid, we need a ho who will bring a friend with her, not take on both of us. I bet yo’ pussy is sparking like a spark plug. We cool. As a matter of fact, send somebody else over here because I don’t even trust yo’ thirsty ass to handle our drinks,”
Second hand embarrassment 😬😂
“Elizabeth, catch me, bitch. This nigga ’bout to fall into Pops’ hole of pussy whipped suckas. I can’t take it. Not my bro, man. Damn. I had high hopes for this nigga, and he—” Nino stops, looking at the sky while wiping fake tears from his face.
Nino has ZERO sense! 😂
“Every woman should feel catered to, especially by a man showing interest in her. Something about you wouldn’t allow me to come at you any other way. From the moment I met you, I knew that you were someone who deserved to feel special with every opportunity I’m allowed to be in your presence.”
Okay, maybe once I take Jashae home, I need to stop by Shadow Stew Memorial because I’m lying here having an unconscious debate with a pussy. This shit is fucking crazy, but that damn pussy has me all out of sorts. Don’t deny the power of a pussy. They don’t call it pussy power for shits and giggles.
😂😂😂
“Girl, Caine has that ‘scratch a bitch’s eyes out for staring too long’ dick. The kind you give dap to once it finishes making you cry dick. The kind you look at sideways because the mothafucka is lying idly after breaking you off with multiple orgasms.” The uncontrollable shiver coursing through my veins happens when I see an image of Caine’s dick pop in my mind.
Demon 🍆
“I hope you’re ready to meet the parents, sis-in-law, because they had to come to see their son’s new situation for themselves,” Nino informs me with a sly smirk as I hear chatter increasing seconds before Caine enters with a man and woman.
Nino is messy AF! 😂
“Oh, please do me a favor with your freeloading, can’t boil water, need to phone a friend having ass. Like I give two shits about you giving me some fucking papers. We’ll see if your tune is the same when you don’t get a pineapple upside-down cake on Sunday, nigga!” Ma snaps, staring daggers into Nino, who quickly attempts to clean up his words. “Nah, nah, Ma, don’t do me like that. I was just bullshitting with you. Jashae’s food tastes like compost and earthworms,” Nino pleads.
Nah bruh. Keep that same energy! 😏😂
