“Dude, what the fuck? You let me bring a guy home last night? Are you insane?!” I hissed, cupping the receiver. “Bitch, I didn’t let you do anything. I tried to stop you. You said, and I quote, ‘If I wanna get laid, ain’t nobody gonna stop me.’ Then you stumbled off, dragging him behind you. What was I supposed to do? Tackle you?”
Lmao stop
