The Pucking Wrong Date (Pucking Wrong, #3)
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“Very nice, Disney,” Ari screamed. “Good fucking boy.” Praise kink unlocked. I’d have to examine that later.
arianna 💌
Are we sure these men aren't in love with each other
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“So what happens next?” I asked tentatively. * * * Walker I marry you.
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guess time goes fast when you meet your new reason for existing.
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“Please don’t leave. And please remember that it’s not usually like this,” I begged, wishing there was some sort of, I don’t know, handcuff, around…? So I could prevent her from leaving. That was a weird thought.
arianna 💌
Ohhhhh BROTHER
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Normally I’d be cold, and my nipples could cut a dick being shirtless out on the ice.
arianna 💌
....riiiight
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I went through my usual list of things that were sure fire ways to get rid of a hard on. But they weren’t fucking working. Lincoln Daniels telling me I have a small dick!!!! Phew, that thought was actually terrifying. My dick went down…at least a little bit.
arianna 💌
Omg I think these men are all secretly gay
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I pushed some of my wet hair out of my face, still covering my dick area with my other hand because Hercules was as OBSESSED with her as the rest of me was.
arianna 💌
I was really hoping the Hercules nickname was a one time thing but I guess not
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“I’m—I’m so sorry,” she murmured. “I’m not,” I growled, kissing her again and sucking on her tongue so she could taste my blood. I mean, I wasn’t a fucking vampire, but there was something about having a part of me inside her. My fingers, my dick, my cum, my blood…my baby.
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It kind of felt like I could come just from watching him long enough.
arianna 💌
I just don't think it works like that
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I wrapped my legs around his waist, gasping as he thrust against me as the last notes of the song faded away. There was a long beat of silence as we stared at each other.
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The mortification I would be feeling in this moment would kill me
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As I went to slide out of the sheets though, something hard bit into my wrist. Confused, I glanced down to see…a handcuff. Walker had handcuffed me to him. What the hell?
arianna 💌
GIRL RUN
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She might not have run after the handcuffs…but she was probably still at the stage where she’d run if she saw…I adjusted my cock, groaning because it was fucking sore.
arianna 💌
Please tell me what exactly he did to his dick I'm getting scared
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I’d always been relatively laid back, sane. It kind of felt now like that had been a mask I’d been wearing, and who I was with Olivia was who I was always meant to be. A crazy thought for sure. But if you weren’t crazy in love…were you actually in love? Food for thought for all the haters.
arianna 💌
The sigh I just sighed
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You see, in my blacked out state, Lincoln and Ari thought it would be hilarious for me to get Olivia’s name…pierced rather than tattooed on my dick. I literally had beads spelling out her name, speared down the base of my dick.
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Whatttttt the fuck
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I needed to check the camera feed I’d had installed in Olivia’s apartment. I’d submitted a complaint about a gas leak for her floor and then had my guy show up pretending to be the contractor hired to check it out. When he’d “inspected” Olivia’s apartment, he’d installed the little cameras that Lincoln and Ari had told me about.
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...
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I reached for the pills with a steady hand though, carefully replacing the contents with sugar pills I’d gotten online, the act feeling completely exhilarating.
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Right because poking holes in the condom you used wasn't enough ...
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A tear slid down my face and he watched it, fascinated for a second before he did that thing… And licked it off.
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He gathered up the cum that had dripped down my chin and pushed it back into my mouth. "I want you to have it all.” There was cum on my neck too, and he smoothed it under the collar of my jersey, caressing my breasts as he covered my chest.
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ew :(
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his seed coating my insides. It was the last thing I felt as the edges of my vision darkened and I slipped into unconsciousness. Fucked to death indeed.
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EW :(
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I would also be giving up coffee during her pregnancy…just in case somehow the caffeine could be transferred in my cum. I was not taking any risks.
arianna 💌
be so serious right now
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Monroe glanced at me like I was the crazy one. “I don’t think there’s any ‘kind of’ about it,” she said. “Luckily, I love crazy.” I thought about that for a second before acknowledging to myself…I kind of loved crazy too.
arianna 💌
Olivia get behind me babe there's still a chance you can get out of this
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“Our little Shmoopy,” he sighed, stroking a hand over my flat stomach.
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Shmoopy.
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Leaning over, he licked along my aching breasts, his mouth finally suckling on my nipple. “I'm going to feed from these fucking perfect tits. I want everything from you,” he growled.
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So help me god I will claw my eyes out if he drinks her breast milk
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“It’s not an “it” at all,” the doctor said with a smile. “You’re having a girl.”
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13 weeks but already able to tell the sex via ultrasound? What the hell sure
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Olivia’s tears mingled with our kiss, the taste of saltwater becoming my new favorite flavor.
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Seek help
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I grabbed her hand, tangling my fingers with hers, the feel of her wedding ring soothing something inside me. The ring was soothing in two ways actually. It represented that she was mine, obviously, but it also had a tracker so I knew where she was at all times…just in case the cameras throughout the house and in the cars, and the 24/7 female bodyguards I had on duty somehow lost her.