and missed periods. I’d specifically searched pregnancy topics on her phone so now all her ads were baby related. Still nothing. Apparently getting pregnant was so far out of the realm of possibility for her that she was missing even the most obvious signs. She went to get some water out of the tap and I hurried to “accidentally” knock her glass over so it all spilled out. “Oh babe, use the filtered water in the fridge, sink water sucks,” I told her, grabbing the glass and filling it for her. I’d paid to have a super fancy filter put in the fridge that got rid of everything bad because I’d
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I’m laughing so hard, i cant with this man. I love him 😂😂
