It is received wisdom that you can’t put a square peg in a round socket. As is common with received wisdom, it isn’t entirely true. It is quite possible to put a square peg in a round socket if you are very stupid, very wilful or just don’t like the square peg very much. Cabal reached through the window with both hands, grabbed Trubshaw by the ears and pulled. Shrieking woefully, Trubshaw was dragged through the window until there was enough head showing for Cabal to put him in a neck lock and bring his weight to bear.