The main character shoves his alien-head buddy into the wall as they argue, and Dallas pipes up in a screechy, pissed-off voice. “Get the fuck out of here, Bob. I can’t fuck that blonde when she’s only hot for your nasty purple alien head. How do you do it?” Grinning, I voice the other guy with a sexy growl. “Maybe you’re hot for the purple alien head, George. I’ve seen you looking at me all day. You want me to invade your galaxy, huh?” “I’ll explore every fucking black hole you have,” Dallas purrs as the guys’ faces get closer and closer together. “Wait, are they actually gonna kiss?”
