How to Choose a Guy in 10 Days (Chick Flick Club, #1)

by Lila Monroe

“It tastes like … I don’t know, like I went down on a swamp mermaid or something.”

This burger? Totally uncomplicated. Doesn’t want to change me. Needs nothing from me. Is never passive-aggressive. Doesn’t talk in code. It’s just here for me, no matter what. It’s just meat, cheese, and bread. The perfect relationship.