How to Choose a Guy in 10 Days (Chick Flick Club, #1)

by Lila Monroe

And definitely no men who seem like they’re totally into you but then ghost harder than Casper, with zero warning at all.

“It tastes like … I don’t know, like I went down on a swamp mermaid or something.”

This burger? Totally uncomplicated. Doesn’t want to change me. Needs nothing from me. Is never passive-aggressive. Doesn’t talk in code. It’s just here for me, no matter what. It’s just meat, cheese, and bread.

And he forgot to mention the zucchini to go along

with those tomatoes. Okay, maybe the pants are way too tight if I can see all his vegetables.

“Oh, honey, I can handle a stick no problem,” I tease, before I realize what I’ve said. Luckily, he’s still too asleep to catch a double entendre.

The events of the day before come rushing back to me. Especially the part where he made me have the kind of orgasm that is stuff of legend. Like a unicorn: you hear about them. See them in in movies, talk to your friends about how elusive they are, but don’t really believe they exist.

I’ve been distracted with camp and kisses and orgasmic unicorns,