How to Choose a Guy in 10 Days (Chick Flick Club, #1)

by Lila Monroe

What can I say? We know how to party hard.

count me in besties

“And vibrators,” Zoey quips.

LMAOOOO

My first thought is: Oh, I would like to have at you. My second: Hello, promotion, you are all mine.

“Serious as a colonoscopy. And about as fun,” I finally meet her eyes. “Lisa isn’t just my ex-girlfriend. She’s my ex-wife.”

IM SORRY WHAT