“Really?” Orion asked curiously, but Max’s eyes simmered with anger. “She’s waiting for my dad,” Max growled. “Tell your dead father to back the fuck up.” “Sure, I’ll just light a scented candle and whisper my wishes into the flames as soon as I locate my aromatherapy set,” Orion deadpanned, and Max’s scowl grew. “Well you’d better do something about it,” he muttered. “I think it’s cute,” Darius said tauntingly. “You’re both practically step-brothers now.” “Fuck off,” Orion said lightly, moving to sit in an armchair while the rest of us laughed – barring Max who looked ready to fight someone.
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Hysterical
