Impromptu Date

by Kay Shanee

There was something about a street nigga that made my nipples hard and my pussy moist.

I met you ten minutes ago, and I’m proud of you.”

The way your mothers flipped the script on your father was excellent. It should be put in a book called “How to Pay a Nigga Back for Cheating.”

“This ain’t tit for tat, beautiful. Your nuts will always outnumber mine. I guarantee it.”

“Girl, everybody in this house is grown as hell, including your daddy. If you don’t want him to know you were doing the nasty, you might want to grab a pillow and cover your mouth next time,” Aunt Josephine continued.

“That pussy is mine for the next two weeks. Did I say you could play in my pussy?”

If I knew my daughter’s husband was a serial cheater, I’d beat his ass every time we were in the same space. I understood that Kamille’s cousins chose to stay with their unfaithful men so their fathers couldn’t make them leave. However, they’d have to watch their husbands get knocked the fuck out at every family gathering.

Have Qaseem tell you about the time I walked into his bedroom when he was in high school, and some lil fast-tail girl was riding him into the sunset. I had to go to therapy after that.”

“Delaney’s bad wig-wearing ass, Bailee’s lopsided BBL-having ass, and Monroe’s no edges having ass got on that woman’s platform just to talk shit about you and Qaseem.

Should I make a statement saying I’ve never been a pimp, but I probably sold some crack to your mama? I’m not proud of my past, but I’m not gon’ lie about it either.”