“First question.” Sheriff Gantry steepled his hands and looked at me appraisingly. “Have you ever thought about chopping your hair into a pixie cut, with a purple side-hawk?” I blinked. “No!” “Not even just now when I brought it up?” “Well, sure. But I wasn’t seriously consider—” “I’ll correct your earlier response.” With a smug nod, he made a mark on his notebook.

