Homerun Proposal (Orleans University, #1)

by Maren Moore

Reminder to self: next time Vivienne suggests we go big or go home… I go home. Literally. Leave and go back to the safety of my house.

Who knew that there was actually a liquor worse than tequila? Now I know it’s Fireball.

Constantly at each other’s throats one second and literally down each other’s throats the next.

eighty percent of the time, I’m an introvert, and I do not feel like ‘peopling.’”

“I’d rather have my gynecologist scrape my cervix with a Q-tip.”