Homerun Proposal (Orleans University, #1)

by Maren Moore

“penis.” I’m pretty sure, aside from the word “moist,” that penis is the ugliest word in the entire English language.

the girl who chooses to stay home from a party just to finish a spooky cross-stitch and the kind of girl who has no less than thirty tabs of Dramione fanfic open at once. The girl who considers black and purple the only primary colors on the color wheel. The very same girl who survives on conspiracies, Sour Punch straws, and nineties alternative on an iPod shuffle. Talk about outdated.

“Anyone who is lucky enough to be a part of your universe will know exactly what they have from the moment you walk in.”