Homerun Proposal (Orleans University, #1)

by Maren Moore

It’s one thing to watch porn on your own, but it’s an entirely different ball game when you’re doing it with your best friend who has the maturity level of a fourteen-year-old boy.

Been there, done that

“I’d rather have my gynecologist scrape my cervix with a Q-tip.”

Oof

Good thing I followed Viv’s advice and shaved every single thing on my body, including my asshole, which honestly was hilarious since I was using my phone’s camera as a guide.

lmaoooo