Homerun Proposal (Orleans University, #1)

by Maren Moore

cunt is right there

look, i personally don’t get porn so i fell her in this moment. but is the virgin fmc this author’s thing? idk if i can take it. and yes, this is one is 18 so its different, but this is the second virgin i’ve read from her in a row. it’s like when IPB if your first ruby dixon series and you slowly realize how much she loves a fucking pregnancy trope (i love you though ruby. you’re the only pregnancy trope i like)

goddamn

gandalf i was there. i was there 3000 years ago

a dramonie shipper!?!?!?

kombucha girl mentioned. i do love a meme out in the wild

fireball?

tequila then

CHOCOLATE AND PEANUT BUTTER AFTER TEQUILA AND LIME!?!?!? fucking sacrilege

it shouldn’t be funny but it kinda is

she has a point. that was an extremely minimal exposure

please let it be big brother

JAIL. BECAUSE AIN’T NO FUCKING WAY okay sorry just coming back to this and that’s like dilated for birth big. that dick could kill you. & him

it only takes 1 time with fireball

IPB MENTIONED

you really can’t get it all without a hand mirror or something

tbh, bring back phone sex

A look of clear distaste crosses her face, and Hallie giggles in my arms before whispering to me, “Those two hate each other.” Nah, those two want to fuck each other. Although there is a very fine line between love and hate.

please tell me that’s a period metaphor. i love it if it is

he actually is being pretty sweet

and that’s it… like the fact that he both cared & tried is everything. THE BAR IS A TRIPPING HAZARD IN HELL

okay you’re literally fucking doing that tho

yeah as a freshman in both high school and college i fucked seniors…. so i can’t comment on this one

quick! someone surgically extract the editor within me

i would die of embarrassment if a guy did this for me. i am NOT a grand, public gesture person. do it in private please

actually that’s romantic as FUCK. nothing is hotter than supporting the person you’re into

That’s how love should be. Effortless yet monumental, like thunder in a rainstorm or the sun rising above the clouds each morning.