The Enchantress Returns (The Land of Stories, #2)

by Chris Colfer

“I took the liberty of looking at the student profile you filled out at the beginning of the school year. I found it interesting that under ‘future career aspirations,’ you simply wrote ‘something cool.’ ” Conner nodded. “I stand by that,” he said.

“Intelligence is not a competition,” she said. “There is plenty to go around, and there are many ways it can be demonstrated.”

“Is there something you want to say to my face, Grandma’s girl?” Goldilocks asked. “No, I’d much rather say it behind your back,” Red said.