The Enchantress Returns (The Land of Stories, #2)

by Chris Colfer

A good story should be enjoyed; sometimes simplicity can go a long way.”

Like this damn book

“Sometimes Lester likes to dress up in my bonnets; it makes him feel fancy but it messes with my image. Don’t look at me like that, Lester! Don’t do it if you don’t want people talking about it!”

Hey, Lester, tell these kids I dated Leonardo! They don’t believe me!”

“You’ve got a heavy pour; you’re my kind of girl,” Mother Goose said and took her first sip.

Who knew alcoholism was multi-dimensional

“While you’ve been locked away, I have had quite the century. It’s not as if I’ve been lying around this whole time. I’ve been betrayed, I’ve been poisoned, and I’ve come back from the verge of death stronger and more powerful than ever.”

Voldemort core

“An old witch named Hagatha found me in the woods, barely alive. She recognized me and the effects of the poison. She brought me to her small hut in the Dwarf Forests and nursed me back to health.

Whose side are you on Hagatha

“He lived in a small village in the Charming Kingdom and worked in his family’s bakery. He was the first person besides the Fairy Godmother to ever ask me if I was having a good day.

Peeta

“Mew,”

You were the Fairy Godmother’s puppet I could never be.”

“Come on, Lester,” she said. “I know you love the slot machines, but we can’t stay in Vegas forever.”

Florida

FLORIDA!!!