“Everything seems to be alright, except—” I cringe internally as I await the imminent bad news. “—your blood pressure is far too high.” I have to repress a snort. Gee, I wonder why that could be. “We’re gonna have to monitor that carefully,” he continues. “High blood pressure can be very damaging to both mother and child.” And I thought keeping this baby safe would be easiest while it was inside me. Apparently, I can’t even manage to do that right.
I’m so sorry bae I shouldn’t be laughing
