I play out each of the following scenarios in my head several times and this is what I conclude: Give a man a handjob if I didn’t have to look at his face for the duration Lose a bit of hair at the front (not any more at the back) Go to her parents’ house every weekend for lunch for the rest of my life Give up alcohol for two years Never eat ham again (This one isn’t good) Have my only remaining grandparent die (peacefully) Live in Hammersmith Never buy another pair of sunglasses Lose a finger or toe under general anaesthetic (limbs too far) (could probably get a show out of it)
