The Penultimate Peril (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #12)

by Lemony Snicket

My brother used to say that if only one had a little more time to do some important reading, all the secrets in the world would become clear.

“So oft in theologic wars, The disputants, I ween, Rail on in utter ignorance Of what each other mean, And prate about an Elephant Not one of them has seen!”