“How did you even…you know what? Never mind. You clearly are a terrible judge of pain if you managed to get both your nose and your penis pierced. And someone without a proper pain gauge probably shouldn’t be spearing into my feminine hollows.” No longer self-conscious, Okot smiles at me like he thinks I’m hilarious. I frown. “This is not a joke, Okot. This is a code-vagina red alert.”

