“Emelle’s Covey. Covey Lust-and-Love. Cupid Covey. Covey Cupid,” I ramble off. “Hmm. I’ll work on our team name.” Evert shrugs. “Don’t care what the fuck you call us as long as you remember that in the end, I won first place. I was the one that got to be your first kiss that you always fucking talked about back on the banishment island. And now I got your first orgasm. So fucking there.”

