“Maybe you should ask her,” Sylred suggests. I don’t even hesitate. I perch myself onto his lap—which is hard to do without sinking right through, but I manage because I’m awesome—and I blow a huge burst of Lust into his face. His whole body clenches. Evert and Sylred start laughing. “It’s funny when she’s not doing it to me,” Evert says. “Hilarious,” Ronak says dryly, while simultaneously covering his crotch with his hands.

