Before he can answer, the door flies open and there stand two fae to greet us. I blink at the sight. “They’re…they’re stuck together at their butts. They’re butt-stuck. At the butt cheeks. They’re naked. Penises. I can see their penises. They’re identical.” For some reason, I feel like this all needs to be said. I’m having a hard time looking away with them just hanging out in the open like this. “I just…do you think they both poop and pee at the same time? Or does one of them take over for that? What about sex? Or sitting? What happens when one of them wants to sit and the other doesn’t?”
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