Signs of Cupidity (Heart Hassle, #1)
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Read between May 16 - May 21, 2024
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my cupid-senses are tingling with the need to throw out some Flirt-Touches and Lust-Breaths until the room explodes into one giant orgy. Yes, I’ve done that before. Don’t judge. They’re fun to watch. There’s nothing quite like passing the time in the middle of an orgy. So many hands and tongues and other bits just sliding around like a carousel.
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funny
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His balls get more attention than nipples in a wet T-shirt contest.
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Funny
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Even my armpits are excited about being touched.
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Funny
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“I lied,” he whispers in my ear. A confused frown crosses my face. “What?” “When I said I wouldn’t look. I lied.” When his words sink in, my cheeks flame with embarrassment, but I can’t look away from his heated gaze. “You are pretty fucking gorgeous.”
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Funny
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What I want is what I’ve longed to have for so many years: connection.
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:(
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People wish and the stars try to grant, but even as the stars sacrifice themselves and fall, so many wishes are wasted, just as so much love is lost.
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He reaches forward and grabs my hand and then slowly lifts my finger to his mouth. He puts it in his mouth and sucks the rest of the fruit juice off it in a delicious swirl of his hot, wet tongue.
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oh my lord
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Annnd my love lips just filled with lady lava.
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Same
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if you want to stick with your fruit analogies, I won’t stop you from trying to taste me to see if your theory holds up.”
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Gladly (;
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I am pot stirrer, hear me whisk.
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Made me chuckle
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I look all around the small outhouse, and my eyes land on the bench and the hole that acts as a makeshift toilet seat. Shit. Without giving myself a chance to think about what I’m about to do, I lift up the top of the bench and jump in, letting the top close behind me with a quiet creak. I land a few feet down in a pile of…yeah. Shit and piss.
Marissa ✨️
Lol
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I stare at myself for a while, I’m not gonna lie. I make every face I can think of, just to see what it looks like. I pretend to laugh, cry, frown, scream, and of course, I try out my resting bitch face. Yep. Totally nailed that one.
Marissa ✨️
This is just adorable
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With that, I turn around and saunter away, swaying like a badass with a nice ass. I’m so caught up in my hip action that I forget I’m not incorporeal anymore and I can’t go through walls. I smack face-first into the wood.
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lol
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“I’m good with sex on a table,” Evert says with a smirk.
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Me too
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I’m a total badass.
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You go girl!
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“She can’t even walk without falling, but she can shoot like that?” “Yeah, so don’t piss me off!” I call over my shoulder. There’s silence for a beat, and then, “Well, you’re fucked, Ronak.” I tilt my head back and laugh. He’s not wrong.
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Lol the sass
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I’m up Cupid’s Crap Creek without a freaking physical body to paddle.
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Love the writing
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“Who you calling Third?” he asks with a wag of his eyebrows. “Looks like I just won first place.”
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Lol literally
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“That was a naughty trick.” “Oh, believe me, love. I have much, much naughtier tricks than that.”
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Giggles
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“So do I.” With that, I straighten up and walk away
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You go girl *snaps