Not for the first time, I wonder if I did something to deserve this. Has Almighty God, in His endless mercy, condemned me to some kind of ironic Hell? Was I literally Hitler? MegaHitler? ExaHitler? How many Hitlers does it take before they build an entire fantasy universe just to torment you for all eternity? You can’t tell me everyone gets this treatment. I don’t feel like Hitler. But maybe Hitlarity sneaks up on you.