Sheila Shafer

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I’ve had my head cut off a few times, it fucking sucks, especially when the fuckers didn’t sharpen their axe real good. Pro tip, though: If you have to do it, try to get them to do the thing where they hold your head up by the hair so you can watch your own body flopping around before you die, it’s hilarious.
How to Become the Dark Lord and Die Trying (Dark Lord Davi #1)
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