The Carnivorous Carnival (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #9)
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For Beatrice— Our love broke my heart, and stopped yours.
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Oh, here’s the turn for Rarely Ridden Road.
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As I’m sure you know, whenever you are examining someone else’s belongings, you are bound to learn many interesting things about the person of which you were not previously aware.
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Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.
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Some people say that a sunrise is a miracle, because it is somewhat mysterious and often very beautiful, but other people say it is simply a fact of life, because it happens every day and far too early in the morning.
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I must tell you that there is one more similarity between a miracle and a meatball, and it is that they both might appear to be one thing but turn out to be another.
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Grief, a type of sadness that most often occurs when you have lost someone you love, is a sneaky thing, because it can disappear for a long time, and then pop back up when you least expect it.
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And it is difficult to hide yourself, because you sometimes need to stuff yourself into the trunk of an automobile, or concoct a disguise out of whatever you can find, but it is easy to hide a secret about yourself, because you can merely type it into a book and hope it falls into the right hands.
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“Sometimes things can go on right in front of your nose, but you don’t know about them.”
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One of the most troublesome things in life is that what you do or do not want has very little to do with what does or does not happen.
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You might want to marry someone you love very much, but something could happen that would prevent the two of you from ever seeing one another again.
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But the sad truth is that the truth is sad, and that what you want does not matter.
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It is hard for decent people to stay angry at someone who has burst into tears, which is why it is often a good idea to burst into tears if a decent person is yelling at you.
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“People don’t always get what they deserve in this world.”