“There’s no bunion.” He doesn’t say anything but continues forward. “I do have calluses, though. Rough and crusty when not treated. Do you have any?” “No,” he answers. Ha, okay. “So, I’m to believe that if I took your shoe off, I couldn’t use the bottom of your foot to shave my leg?” “No.” “Do you have secret soft baby feet I’m not aware of?” “Yes.” “You are such a fucking liar,”
