“Uh . . . Keller, you kind of have this murderous look in your eyes. Now, as someone who finds that whole possessive murder look enticing, I’m okay with it, but you know, on the off chance that maybe you’re actually considering murder, can I ask what’s wrong beforehand?” “You, that’s what’s wrong.” “Ah, I see. Let me guess—naked woman, possible boob show, hard penis? Am I right?”
