Royally Not Ready (Royal, #1)

by Meghan Quinn

“Made you uncomfortable, didn’t I? Are you a shy one, Keller? Strong and mighty, but squishy and soft? Can’t take a compliment?” She shrugs. “Sorry to say, but facts are facts—you’re a hottie with a body . . . and a weenie that’s not so teenie.” “Lilly,” I snap. “Just . . . stop. Okay?”

“Why couldn’t the lizard land a girlfriend?” When Brimar doesn’t answer, I say, “Because he had reptile dysfunction.”