I was shaking this—you know, to test it—and I accidentally popped part of it open. But don’t worry, I didn’t peek.” He totally peeked. “I just really think Trent would be really-really-really sad if he thought I’d been peeling the tape back so I could look at all the presents he bought because I’ve never had a Christmas with him before so I wasn’t sure what to expect—so I had to check them all to make sure I reacted the right way so he wouldn’t be disappointed when he clearly put a lot of effort into buying the stuff. Which is why I didn’t do that. At all.”
