“Why am I the reason?” “Well, first, the only reason I went was to annoy you.” “A good a reason as any.” He was smiling, I could tell. “Then I started going to see if you could actually sit down.” He barked out a laugh. “What?” “Yeah. After what I did to your arse.” He snorted. “I told you, I like the reminder.” I realised I was smiling and told myself to stop. “How’s your reminder feeling today?” He hummed a little. “It’s . . . enjoyable.” “That’s fucked up.” “I like what I like.” “And I like that you like it.”
